TETON SONGS & CHEERS


1. To the tune of “FIVE CONSTIPATED MEN”

OH THERE WERE 3, 3 REALLY HEINOUS TRIBES ON POW WOW, ON POW WOW
OH THERE WERE 3, 3 REALLY HEINOUS TRIBES WHO THOUGHT THEY’D BEAT THE TETONS!

OH THE FIRST, FIRST, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS MINOCQUA,
THEIR LEADER WAS A BLIMP!

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OH THE SECOND, SECOND, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS KAWAGA,
HARRY’S A SPACE CADET!

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OH THE THIRD, THIRD, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS MOHICAN,
THEIR LEADER’S WORTHLESS!

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OH THE FOURTH, FOURTH, REALLY MIGHTY TRIBE WAS TETON,
THEY’RE GOING TO WIN THE DAY!

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2. To the tune of “ANIMAL FAIR”

WE WENT DOWN TO POW WOW DAY,
AND THEN WE DECIDED TO STAY,
OUR POWERFUL TEAM IS READY TO CREAM,
ANYONE THAT GETS IN OUR WAY!!

KAWAGA WILL BE SMASHED,
MINOCQUANS ALL ARE TRASHED,
AND DAVID’S MOHICANS, BEFORE THE TETONS,
WILL ALL BE PILES OF ASH!!


3. To the tune of “TAKE A NECK FROM SOME OLD BOTTLE”

YOU TAKE A TEAM THAT’S FROM THE MOUNTAINS
YOU TAKE SOME REDNECKS FROM A TOWN,
YOU TAKE THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS,
AND FROM SOME CAMP YOU TAKE A DON...YOU TAKE A DON!!

AND THEN YOU PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER,
TO SEE HOW THEY WILL DO,
AND IT BECOMES QUITE CLEAR THAT THE GREAT GRAND TETONS,
WILL TOTALLY WAIL ON YOU!!


CHEERS

1.
TETON WILL, TETON MIGHT
TETON ALWAYS FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

2.
CAMPERS, TOWNIES AND MOHICANS
WE WILL GIVE YOU ALL A BEATIN’!

3.
MOUNTAIN MEN ARE BIG AND STRONG,
MOUNTAIN MEN CAN DO NO WRONG,
MOUNTAIN MEN ALL THE WAY,
MOUNTAIN MEN ON POW WOW DAY!

4.
CUSTER COULD NOT CRUSH OUR MEN,
NOW YOU FOOLS WILL DIE AGAIN!
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