1. To the tune of FIVE CONSTIPATED MEN
OH THERE WERE 3, 3 REALLY HEINOUS TRIBES ON POW WOW, ON POW WOW
OH THERE WERE 3, 3 REALLY HEINOUS TRIBES WHO THOUGHT THEYD BEAT
THE TETONS!
OH THE FIRST, FIRST, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS MINOCQUA,
THEIR LEADER WAS A BLIMP!
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OH THE SECOND, SECOND, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS KAWAGA,
HARRYS A SPACE CADET!
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OH THE THIRD, THIRD, REALLY HEINOUS TRIBE WAS MOHICAN,
THEIR LEADERS WORTHLESS!
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OH THE FOURTH, FOURTH, REALLY MIGHTY TRIBE WAS TETON,
THEYRE GOING TO WIN THE DAY!
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2. To the tune of ANIMAL FAIR
WE WENT DOWN TO POW WOW DAY,
AND THEN WE DECIDED TO STAY,
OUR POWERFUL TEAM IS READY TO CREAM,
ANYONE THAT GETS IN OUR WAY!!
KAWAGA WILL BE SMASHED,
MINOCQUANS ALL ARE TRASHED,
AND DAVIDS MOHICANS, BEFORE THE TETONS,
WILL ALL BE PILES OF ASH!!
3. To the tune of TAKE A NECK FROM SOME OLD BOTTLE
YOU TAKE A TEAM THATS FROM THE MOUNTAINS
YOU TAKE SOME REDNECKS FROM A TOWN,
YOU TAKE THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS,
AND FROM SOME CAMP YOU TAKE A DON...YOU TAKE A DON!!
AND THEN YOU PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER,
TO SEE HOW THEY WILL DO,
AND IT BECOMES QUITE CLEAR THAT THE GREAT GRAND TETONS,
WILL TOTALLY WAIL ON YOU!!