A couple of days ago I was driving the
garbage truck to the dump when all of a sudden Harold runs up to me
and yells, Hey, whats going on? I just put two hundred
dollars into that truck and I dont want any girls driving
it!
I kept my cool and didnt say anything. Harold, realizing that
he had made a very sexist remark, retreated guiltily to the Hiken
house to contemplate, and yell at Towanda, the deaf dog and the only
one who wont talk back.
Dont get us wrong. Naturally Harold is not the only male
chauvinist in the camp. There are the assistant director, the
assistant directors assistant, and all the assistants down the
line.
For example, lets take Pow-Wow Day. for those of you who do not
know, at the beginning of Pow-Wow Day the chiefs give
speeches that usually consist of a series of jokes. Many of these
jokes are aimed at the women at camp. They are standard classics,
over-used, tasteless, and on the whole, obnoxious. We also think they
are very insulting. Heres an example. See if you agree.
Hey Randy, I hear you were out bouncing with Debbie, Sally and
Nancy. If Ive told you once Ive told you a hundred times,
stay off those tramps.
Despite the odds against us, the multi-talents of the women in camp
cannot be held back any longer. We are infiltrating! There is now a
woman teaching riding, and a woman introducing new and exciting
possibilities into the arts and crafts program. Thanks also to the
talents of the female members of this staff, the asthetic beauty of
Camp Timberlane has been improved in the form of strange and exotic
vegis sprouting in the newly planted garden.
Besides all of this, on a gastronomic level, the usually dull deserts
have been transformed into mouth-watering treats due to the addition
of a gourmet woman baker.
Naturally at a boys camp sexism is bound to appear, but you can see
the women here at camp are working in subtle ways to combat
sexism.
Paula Herz
Susie Hiken