The weathermen up here are pretty bad. Just last week I went on a canoe trip, and the forecast was for clear skies. What happened? You guessed it, a downpour. Not only did we get wet, but so did our sleeping bags.

Any red-blooded American camper will not stand for this. These weathermen hold a personal grudge against Timberlane, and are doing this purposely. What can we do?

My solution is to listen to the weatherman’s report and then expect the exact opposite to happen. If the man says it will pour, don't worry about it, go ahead and put your shorts on and go play tennis. This is called "fighting fire with fire!"

Remember, we must all work togetherto fight off this crooked group of T.V. and radio weathermen.