January 2003
1/31/03
"Hope I have enough toll money to get to Hawaii"
1/30/03
"This is not one of his best works"
1/29/03
"What cookie? Me no see delicious chocolate chip cookie!"
1/28/03
"I must practice or I'll never make the cut for American Idol!"
1/27/03
"I will never be a BRIDEZILLA!"
1/26/03
"Unless the Raiders score again, I'm in deep doo-doo!"
1/25/03
"Hold on, I want to see how my Krispy Kreme stock is doing!"
1/24/03
"...and if the Dolphins and Bears ever play in the Super Bowl...I promise to change my own diaper!"
1/23/03
"Yes, I would consider doing a duet at next week's Baby Bach Festival..."
1/22/03
"I'm in the dining room and wanna go to the kitchen, which way do I turn?"
1/21/03
"As Princess of Beef-a-Roni, I demand you give me these earrings NOW!"
1/20/03
"When I stretch out like this I'm so tall!"
1/19/03
"I like my new Ed Grimley hairdo, I must say!...but on the other hand..."
1/18/03
"Sorry, there just isn't any room left in my stomach
...or on my face or on the walls for that pizza...*burp*!"
1/17/03
"These Baby Einstein tapes keep me on the edge of my Pack 'n Play!"
1/16/03
"So that'll be here in 30 minutes or it's free, right?!"
1/15/03
"I still don't get it..."
1/14/03
"What do you mean I ate the whole meatloaf?"
1/13/03
"Wow, I'm walking down Sesame Street? I must be dreaming..."
1/12/03
"WOE, mommy's finger tastes GREAT!"
1/11/03
A VISIT TO THE VETS
"Psssttt...Garfunkle, shots stink...I'll help hide you QUICK!"
