"NEW YEARS EVE!!!
"If he's Baby New Year, it's going to be SOME year!!!

"She talks like mom and even looks like her, but where's lunch?"

"This kid is easily amused..."

"It's Baby Einstein!"

"Let's work this guy into the act..."

"The cops can't bust us if we're playing for chocolate..."

"Look Ben, this talking backpack can do all the talkin for ya!"

"...and then they think this Jerry Garcia-looking guy comes down their chimney"

"Not fair! I can't spin it yet, and even if I could I can't eat chocolate either!"

"I'll just take all the gifts you can't open yet..."

"Get that thing away from me!"

"It's a miracle that the Bears won!"

"For me?????????!!!"

"And if I wear this right, I get whatever I want?"

"Sus, it's nice of you to stop by but you're NOT getting the remote!"

"I couldn't hear them too well Ben, you're either getting a stuffed dog or a poster of Tim Conway."

"Okay Maddie, I got my back turned..."

"Hey, every picture can't be a classic..."

"You're a lot easier to train than Mom and Dad!"

"I hope she doesn't notice the difference in our ages"

"Pay attention Ben, less than 364 shopping days till my 3rd birthday!"

"Well I oughta!! Pow, Maddie! Straight to the moon!"

"Daddy, were the dish and the spoon on your show?"

"I'll call this piece:'Pacifier'"

"Get it together Maddie, we open in three weeks!"

"Now that he's asleep...that pacifier is MINE!"

"Larry David better not see this..."

"We're so cute..."

"I think this whole winter thing's a load of crap..."

"I hate when they dress us alike..."

"He's dreaming about Krispy Kremes..."

"It took us 5 hours to get out of the house...we better have fun!"

"I hope you like your new Kermit tattoo..."