"Hey Claire, why aren't you at home studying for your Social Studies test?!"

"Wow, Amtrak really has downsized!"

"These toys are so ten minutes ago...ya got anything new for us?"

"Ben, you must learn to jump thru hoops for me."

"I think my shirt says it all!"

"Car seat, Shmar seat...let me out of this thing"

"Let me just finish this page Daddy, then I'll let you use it."

"Wow Ben, it looks so natural....is it a toupee?"

"Leggo my LEGOS!"

"it's about time, she really needed a bath!"

"No I'm not covering a bald spot!"

"Happy Birthday To Cake....uuh...I mean You"

"Wait till mom and dad see the pics we put up of THEM!"

"Ben, this is how you disarm an intruder"

"What can I say? The ladies just love me in socks."

"Modern technology just freaks me out!"

"Mommy's right, I'm too young to dress myself..."

"Do you think Nana Nat and Grandma Judi would like this?"

Ben, I said 'your cards suck' not 'suck your cards!'

"I'll be back in a second Ben, Daddy's going to change my...er...shirt, yeah that's it..."

"Now that she doesn't need it, maybe Cousin Katie will give me her fake ID!"

"Mommy won't let daddy write a funny caption for this!"

"I need an ottoman so I can trip Ben just like in that Dick Van Nick at Nite show..."

"15 lbs...does that include my hair?"

"I love going to the doctor..."

"Hey, this thing's just going in circles!"

"She gets a year older and I get all the cake!!!"

"I'm not looking...I just need the bathroom so I can learn to shave..."

"You be Tito and I'll be Janet!"

"What did you expect? We're just little kids!"

"I love it when he's stuck in there!"

"GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!"

"Let's get this over with, we got stuff to do."

"Look extra adorable and maybe we can get out of taking a bath!!!"