"This is the best Blues Clues book....EVER!"

"This oughta taste good..."

"I love summer camp days"

"Ben wake up, Boohbah just gave me the winning lottery numbers!"

"What am I signing? Hey, who's that lady with the needle?!"

"If I just sit here nice and quiet maybe they won't give me a shot"

"What wine goes with mac and cheese?"

"Mommy. tell me more about the Michael Moore film...is Elmo in it?"

"You see Ben, standing aint so tough!"

"Nature is so much better when you got toys!"

"Make up your mind guys, whose crib is this?"

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"I wonder if they make Stepford sisters?"

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"Ben, listen to the end of the story...they put Humpty Dumpty together again!"

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"Any dad that takes us swimming is okay in our book"

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"Ben, you haven't experienced music until you've heard cowbell!"

"Whatta ya mean it's bedtime?!"

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"I love skinny dippin!"

"You can't pick your brother, but you CAN pick..."

"He's a happy camper!"

"Andy Kaufman has returned after 20 years and 1 month, and he hasn't aged a day!"

"That's my sis!!!!!!"

"Hey, hot older chick...would you consider doing a Karaoke duet with me?"

"Forget the cake, I loooooooooove the frostin!"

"Forget Versace, I wear Boobah..."

"Forget Boobah, forget clothes...I'm sleepin!"

"Excuse me, is there any way you could put some salt or some sugar in this baby food?"

"...and with the sports report, here's a guy in the nude"

"...this just in, the Cubs still suck!"

"I have diapers that retain more water than that pool!"

"She's checking to see if it's kid-friendly."

"I heard his engagement to J-Lo broke off..."

"Hey this is a great background for a photo and it's not even cardboard!"

"I think it's time I got my feet wet..."

"Not only is it fun Ben, but it helps you poop!"

"Who needs teeth?"

"Wow! You CAN fit my whole fist in your mouth"

"This is so much better than those books on tape!"

"Leave me alone, this is my day to sleep in"

"How much am I suppossed to tip her?"