"Yeah, you're cute...that's even MORE reason to tease ya!"

7/30/04

"I sound more like Paul than he does!"

"School's out? When was it in?"

"Maddie, are you sure this is how you make Twinkies?"

"Heck no! We won't go! Heck no! We won't go!"

"This pillow's as soft as a baby's butt!"

"Is this the ladder to success?"

"Thaaaaaaats all folks!"

"Do you know any Hudson Brothers riffs?"

"Daddy, you have excellent taste in food..."
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"I love the drive-in even if the photos come out spooky..."

"Don't tell me it's Maddie's last day at summer camp!"

"Ben's gonna love it when he hears I'll be home every day!!!"

"We're recruiting for this new reality show called 'Big Sister' "

"Don't look at me, Maddie did it!"

"Don't look at me, Ben did it!"

"I'm taking a bath before Mr. Stinky ruins it..."

"I ain't Mr. Stinky no more!"

"I told you Mom and Dad would kiss during that Beatles song...you owe me 5 buckaroos!"

"Does those labels on your shirts say free cake?!"

"Who's Ike and how old is he?"

"I'm strikin a pose..."

"Wow Ben, I can hardly tell it's a hair transplant"

"Dad, call Jerry I have a show for him..."

"You must go to Ben and tell him Isabel Sanford is dead...."

"Garfunkle, say it aint so!"

"We're stylin...being clean was so 5 minutes ago..."

"Here are some people we can't marry unless we want to be on daddy's show"

"Why does everyone feel like they can push us around?"

"We're having a great time and we don't even know what's going on!"

"Keep this secret...I think I'm a Yankees fan"

"When am I going to get to choose my own reading material?"

"We're sleeping in today...catch ya later!"

"Yeah, I peed in the pool too! Oh, the joy of not being potty trained yet!"

"I sure hope Ronnie Woo is in this parade again this year!"

"Geez mom, save some bubbles for the tri-centenial!"

"I want you to know, no matter how much I love you...I'm still going to blame you for everything I break..."

"Someone's practicing for when he proposes to me someday...of course...he can't read, write or sky-write yet..."