"Get a load of that kid dressed like that Froot Loops parrot!"

"He always comes back for free food!"

"Ben, I better taste-test this candy to make sure it's okay..."

"Someday I'm gonna be the Penny Marshall of this parade!"

"Yeah, We're lookin for either a wizard or a Taco Bell...can ya help us?"

"Poof, Ben's a lion!"

"I don't care as long as I get to eat crackers!"

"That's some costume you got there!"

"Holy crap! I'm on the cover of a magazine!!!"

"Hmmm...how can I exploit his sudden fame?"

"Hey, I'm trying to concentrate...these elections are better than Sesame Street"

"I'm sure the next stop on the pumpkin train is Candy Land!"

"This ain't Seabuiscuit."

"I'm about to roll over Beethoven"

"Don't laugh, it saves money on gas!"

"We have to make some seriously cute costumes if we're gonna get a ton of candy!"

"My hair makes me look like a little cherub..."

"Shocking!"

"Maybe the Wizard will give me some courage..."


"Is this present one month early or eleven months late?"

"Ed Asner sure looks different close up!"

"This hairstyle sure looked better on the cover of Cosmo..."

"Too be honest, I wasn't really surprised..."

"I gotta come up for some air..."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I ever hoid..."

"But mom, it matches my shirt!"

"Fasten your seatbelt, it's going to be a bumpy ride..."

"I can make any ensemble look good..."

"The Cubs still suck..."

"Ben, act like you don't know anything!"

"You sure you want to put me in there without a diaper?"

"Hey Ben, what's your credit card number again?"

"How long am I going to have to finance Maddie's shopping habit?"

"Prince William is still single, isn't he?"

"It's good to be king..."

"Why do they call it the 'Homecoming' Parade when we have to leave home to see it?"

"I was well under 20 pounds 'til I pigged out last night"

"No mom, I'll stay out here in the waiting room..."

"Ben has to be seen to be believed!

"This swing pose is cute, but ENOUGH ALREADY!"

"The school dress code is ridiculous..."

"Don't worry Cousin Cole, I'll help you carry on the family name..."

"Yeah, great to have you home Ben...Mom could I have some green yogurt?"

"So many cousins, so little time..."

"As long as it's not another Briss, I'll do anything you want..."

"Ben and Mommy left town, so I gotta take care of Daddy!"

"They sure got some big suppy cups here in Connecticut!"