"Get me a good magazine and I'll start potty training right now!"

"I wonder what Abe Vigoda is doing right now..."

"Ben, you said if we wore funny hats they'd let us out of this crib..."

"Come to think of it, this didn't work for Klinger either..."

"No one's gonna burst my bubble!"

"I told you my mommy is Cinderella!"

"I swear it says that you're supposed to scream, spit and kick."

"I like being a princess!"

"I'm comfy just about anywhere..."

"I'm addicted to this stuff"

"A Pajama party...how last night..."

"Got any Super Bowl tickets?"

"I may have a temperature, but I can always muster up a smile!"

"Where's my Dora Doll?"

"Uncle Pud, if mom and dad adopt you we'll lend you our jammies..."

"Will it float?"

"You might think I'm just playing with dolls, but I'm really planning to rule the world!"

"You spy on Trump's wedding and I'll see if there's a bow tie so I can crash that puppy!"

"A castle...what a novel pick up tool!"

"Welcome to my one woman rendition of 'Lion King'

"I hope I get into a good preschool!"

"We have to go to school? Oh man!"

"Maddie, please don't make my ears look big..."

"I wish mom knew how to take more flattering photos!"

"Maddie, you have to learn to pose more like this..."
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"If I count all the sheep on these jammies I should fall asleep soon..."

"You think I'm dinged up now...wait till I start RUNNING!"

"I can't concentrate when they dress us alike..."
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"I'm so innocent"
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"Yeah right, I saw her stick a lollipop to the left quadrant of the playland!"

"Oh and by the way, BEN DID IT!"

"Of course you know THIS MEANS WAR!"

"Ballet is not just for sissys!"

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"If Ben is the Grand PooBah, that means I get free candy...right?!!"

"Oh Miss J-Lo, my brother is a BIG fan!"

"Helloooooo Miss J-LOW...mind if I grab 'em?"

"So what if I have goo on my face, give me that lollipop back!"

"Ben licked this, can you de-crap it please?"

"Maddie, jump on the scale so I can qualify for the boxing match!"

"I'm catching up to you Maddie!!!!!!"

"Now that Ben is walking I need to learn how to drive..."

"Climb the hill? I CAN'T EVEN STAND!!!!"

"Mom, you're an awesome sled!"

Don't cry Ben, you look just like that kid in "A Christmas Story"!

"Thanks for the sled, are there any hills within 500 miles?"

"A little flavoring extract and this stuff would make a yummy slurpee!"

"How do you order one of them posing models?"

"I'm sure Garfunkle will pose for ya!"

"That poor snowman is a Cubs fan..."

"What about me..I'll be lucky if they win in my lifetime..."

"It's a good thing I had a designated driver!"

"No amount of magic can save Michael Jackson's career"

"It's 2005 and the Bears still suck..."

"My resolution for the New Year is to eat more sprouts."

"It's great to BEE here in 2005!"

"This better not be the Polar Express!"