"Ahhh...the joy of socks!"

"I liked it better when Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars"

"Gimme some steroids and I'll crack this Pinata wide open!"

"Is daddy trying to make us laugh or is he just an idiot?"

"Don't smile, just sit back and watch them make fools out of themselves..."

"I love playgroups, you get to mess up someone elses house for a change!"

"I'm looking forward to a fresh episode of the Gilmore Girls next week!"

"If I can just tie my tongue in a knot I can be on Letterman!"

"I have the hat...now all I have to do is learn to play..."

"I wonder if Elmo needs an Apprentice?"

"What is this? The Blair Baby project?"

"That Regis cracks me up!"

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2/16/05

"What the heck are they serving us tonight?"

"Now that Valentines Day is over...what are we gonna do with all this stuff?"

"This balloon is bigger than my head..."

"Please let Ben have a Valentine so I don't have to take him to the prom someday..."

"Gee, my folks sure are cheap!"

"I'm too cool for the room"

"The Bears suck...but at least I have McDonalds"

"Bea Arthur, eat your heart out!"

"I hope they don't make me walk in a straight line!"

"I hate these commercial holidays...unless I get candy!"

"Portable Ben thinks PortAble John stinks!"

"Yeah mom, I'm going to sleep...in your dreams!"

"Who do you think I am, Charlie McCarthy?"

"I fink I got anover toof comin in"

"Maddie do you remember which toothbrush is mine?"

"Oh my gosh, I hear a siren...do you suppose the Philadelphia Eagles need help?"

"Will this give me hat hair?"

"I have a feeling I'm going pick up lots of chicks at this library..."

"Mommy, it's funny that Ben thinks he's gonna get chicks in a library!"

"I could hang out here till Friday..."

"Hey, it IS Friday!!!!!!"

"It's a telemarketer...Maddie you take it."

"I'll have one of my people take it....hey mom!!!"

"Tell us Pauxatauny Ben...do you see your shadow?"

"I see a shadow...but I'm looking through a Lego hole and I'm not a groundhog...what does it mean?"

"Tell us Pauxatauny Ben...do you see your shadow?"

"I see a shadow...but I'm looking through a Lego hole and I'm not a groundhog...what does it mean?"

"I'm calling myself to remind me to wash the mirror!"

"I only have 4 teeth but they sure fill up my mouth pretty good!"