"I can't sleep when I know there's all this good stuff going on out here!"

"That's the lamest pool toy I've ever seen!"

"I love color coordinated pool toys!"

"Get over it, you have no control over me!"

"We all need to form a Shmenge Brothers tribute band..."

"Ben, no matter what you do...don't do your Bobby Bittman impersonation!"

"Do you want to pretend to be Lori or Dori?"

"I wanted to go up in the space shuttle but they told me it was past my bedtime..."

"You must have the egg-shaped lens on the camera!"

"If it means getting balloons and lollipops we're all for getting haircuts!"

"If that product will work on her it will work on me..."

"I am so embarrassed..."

"Today the pool, tommorow...still the pool!"

"Every band needs a good triangle player!"

"Hey, you're not supposed to recognize me!"

"Everyone watch this dance move!"

"Daddy, I can't talk right now...I'm in the middle of a power lunch."

"Is this how you get to Sesame Street?"

"Say you want the pink balloon...say it!"

"It's good to know someone has always got your back!"

"I saw this on Star Trek once.."

"And I saw this wig on Star Trek too...on William Shatner"

"I got the whole smiley world in my hands!"

"Dad, you lost your noodle again..."

"How come that weird guy gets to own a chocaolate factory..."

"Whoever meets us at Manny's is good enough to take a photo with..."

"He may be made of Leggos but nobody's perfect!"

"Sometimes just thinking about the Cubs gives me a toothache..."

"You've gotta tell me who shot J.R.!"

"I'm teaching Ben the philosophies of the Great Master himself...Cookie Monster!"

"Hey lady...riboflayfin flavin floovin...with the THING!"

Gimme a bag of pretzels and I'll even watch "Alex and Emma"

"I'm going to find the remote this time...we're watching Teletubbies!"

"I need to concentrate...I only have a few decades left to practice!"

"You must always remember the words of Grandpa Milt...CHARGE IT TO MY ROOM!"

"How can I take this class seriously when everyone is barefoot?"

"I'm faster than a digital camera!"

"Oh goodie...more photos to show to our future fiancees..."

"You are the pirate king!"

"Everything you read in books is true..."

"So there's really a cat in the hat?"

"Hey Maddie, why don't you go over to Cousin Sharon's like that? I'm sure she'll love it!"

"I think the remote control might be in that football..."

"No way Dad, we're gonna watch Sesame Street!"

"Everyone out of my way, make a path for the cake!"

"I'll give you a kiss...let me check my breath first..."

"I wonder how they would decorate this on Trading Spaces?"

"I'm insulted that you think I can't get out of this one!"