"We don't care if it's your anniversary, we want to run around this joint!"

"I'm the boss!"

"Yeah, but I make all of the decisions!"

"John and Yoko got famous for doing this!"

"Darcy, you're missing one good cousin gathering!"

"Hey that's cool! We'll have to try that at home."

"He's my homey!"

"I can't get up to 44 MPH on this thing..."

I hope I win this round of 'Hi Bye Mister!'

"I call this one Sweet 16..."

"Red means stop, green means go and yellow seems to mean go really fast."

"I'm carefully plotting out all the things I will do to Ben during this century.."

"Who needs to plot when I can destroy something in her room RIGHT NOW!"

"I'm the Queen and Ben is a toad!"

"A toad who just stole your wand!"

"I must be positive and think of this bubble suit as an advantage instead of a hinderence..."

At the Drive-in:
"Please let this be better than Boat Trip!"

"Why can't I attend the all girls camp with the gorgeous counselors who think I'm adorable?"

"Ben's peeing in the lake again...we'd better make a bee line!"

"Wearing this cowboy hat makes this film more 3Dimensional..."

"Not now dad, I can see all the chicks from here!"

"I need an agent who actually gets me paying gigs..."

"Just wait till next year, I'm going to do my Jerry Lewis Impersonation!"

"You mean you actually want us to WAKE everyone up for once???"

"Flotation devices are all the rage up here!"

"Fine women, trampolines and lots of food...lets LIVE HERE!!!!!!!"

"I want to wear the napkin on my head...it's not like I know anyone around here!"

"Dad get your own ice cream!"

"I dare Grandma Judi to not want to paint this pose!"

"Oh yeah? Grandma, get a load of this!"

"In a matter of minutes this pony is going to throw me off and kick dirt in my face.."
Side note: Maddie the trooper got right back on that pony and finished the ride!

"That's why I like to stick to the non violent sport of air-baseball!"

"Don't worry Maddie, I won't fart...MUCH!"

"I heard fly away hair is in fashion...this week"

"That girl is out of control!"

"You like raisins? I'll give you some more if you'll play with my little brother!"

"I got a bedtime story that'll top that lame stuff you tell..."

"These sandbox toys are so uninspiring..."

"Ricky, I want to be in the show!"

"Dad, you make a great lawn chair!"

"The paparazi never gives up!"

"Should I try track or field?"

"Here comes the sun!"

"Believe me, this sign says FREE CANDY!"

"This is the biggest sippy cup I've ever seen!"

"I wonder why no one else wears a construction hat while washing a car?"

"This isn't the best syncronized swimming but we have time to work on it"