"I've got a giant crayon and she has Play-Dough...let's be destructive!"

"um...maybe we can sell it on Ebay"

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"Klinger was my favorite!"

"I always wanted a little sister..."

"Does daddy know about this?"

"I'm King of the World!...so where are all the chicks?"

"That triptophane is still working"

"too much turkey for me too"

"You know it is the busiest shopping day of the year!"

"FORGET THE TURKEY, WHEN DO WE LOOK FOR THE MATZOH?"

"Hey daddy, look how many crackers I can stack on my head!"

"That rat sure makes a great pizza!"

"I'm not going to make a pig of myself like on that stupid magazine cover!"

"Stop waiting till 11:59 to take your stupid picture!"

"This is much more fun than Oprah's Book Club"

"Don't laugh, it's fuel-efficient"

"Ben is just so childish sometimes"

"Ice cream? For me?"

"How can I rake with no hands?"

"Wake me when breakfast is ready."

"Wake me next spring!"

"You're welcome!"

"I need a new challenge"

"Hey mom, my stunt double is here!"

"Who do you have to sleep with around here to get a sandwich?"

"So you think they'll notice the missing cookies?"

"I got my Ed Norton costume all ready for next Halloween."

"As heir to the throne, I need to go potty!"

"Maddie, when I'm rich I'll give ya 50%"

"I'd like a ticket for the Donald Trump seminar please...do you have booster seats?"

"I can't think of a new pose!"

"Hey the Bears aren't too bad this year...or are they?"

"I wonder how long it will take for me to be as tall as this tree?"

"Cool angle mom!"

"This sleeping cap doesn't work after one use..."

"It works for me!"

"It's comfy but I can't hang in here till Friday!"

"A matching cap is a fashion must!"

"I don't think you can have a drum circle with just two people..."

"Why do you have to wait till Conan's on to take my picture?"

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"Hey look, I'm a cowboy who eats lemons!"

"I think my shirt says it all!"

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"Where's the gas pedal in this thing?"

"Cousin Sammi, THIS is how you use a computer..."

"Cousin Sammi, can I borrow that evil monkey so Ben leaves me alone?"

"Today the playground...tommorow camp!"

"Mom, look what I can do!"

"Why don't you make like a tree and leaf?"

"You guys aren't using these pumpkins anymore...can we smash em...pleeeeeeeeez?"

"Could you pass the grey poupon?"

"I'm glad I had my Wheaties this morning..."

"Doesn't that Harriet Miers look a lot like Rachel Dratch"