"We're digging ourselves into a real hole!"

"This turtle is REALLY slow..."

"I don't know which present is better...my new gown or my new squishy penquin toy..."

"!"

""

"Can we fit this all in my suitcase?"

"Hello Wilbur!"

"Good one Grandma! That freaked Nana out big time!"

"Ben and I have been going through your personal belongings..."

"National Lampoons Grandparents House"

"If I'm Gilligan then where are the Harlem Globetrotters?"

"Do you think this outfit is too 1920's?"

"Just don't pinch my cheeks!"

"I forget, is she my daddy's mommy or that lady from the egg commercial?"

"I love motels, now if I could just get into this honor bar..."

"Don't worry, you don't need a wake up call with me around!"

"I hear the snow in Boca is a lot warmer than in Chicago..."

"Oh goody, three days of making my folks life a living hell!"

"I can sleep now that I know who won the Apprentice..."

"Eh...you're not going to follow me into the bathroom are you?"

"I got a potty too...IN MY PANTS!"

"You don't think this outfit is too yesterday, do you?"

"Just smile for the photo so we can go sneak a peek at our presents"

MADDIE GOES TO THE BALLET FOR THE FIRST TIME!
"If you ask me, she looks like a Borg!"

"Do you need an understudy?"

"Dad and I had a Krispy Kreme festival..."

"Our new group will be called the Cowboy Ballerinas!"

"Who could ask for anything more?"

"No Lois, I don't need a coat!"

"I'm majoring in Play-Dough!"

"I'm going to major in chicks!"

"I'm coming out of the closet...eh, I better rephrase that"

"Where IS Waldo?"

"I'm not ready to get serious just yet"

"Why doesn't this car go anywhere?"

"Forget eating brownies, the batter tastes better!"

"I told you my mom is magical!"

"Worst ride ever!"

"This fairy princess thing never gets old."

"I am so outta here!"

"I like the power of being a fairy princess..."

"I call this masterpiece...KITCHEN"

"Excuse me, I'm sorting stuff out here..."

"Who writes this crap?"

"This is called a Shhhpick...it's between a shhhh and a pick..."

"Okay Maddie, you can have my last McNugget!"

"For now on, call me the Maddie-hatter!"

"Grocery stores are great for pickin up babes..."

"You sit with Dad and I'll sit near Dad with a beard..."

"MOM! Maddie's playing with the magic wand again!!!"

"I think I'm addicted to my sleeping cap...."

"I think I'm addicted to football..."