"I knew you'd think this was a Kodak moment..."

"If I don't rake, no one else will...."

"I'm gonna make a really goofy face"

"Don't give me straight lines..."

"I told you not to let Ben drink too much juice"

"I'm King of the world!"

"I can't drink out of this dainty thing!"

Donny and Marie (the next generation)

"A true friend plays harmonica with you!"

"Do you think they might name this sneaker after me?"

"I have a gig at the preschool coming up"

"You can only get away with putting cute little hats on me for so long!"

"Mom, you rock our worlds!"

"My uncles are monkees too!"

"I'm making a special Valentine for Abe Vigoda..."

"Do I know how to put together an interesting outfit or what?"

"What happens if I decide to just brush the top teeth?"

"We're wearing the same exact outfit but something is distinctly different..."

"All I see is a messy playgroup and a silly sister!"

"All I see is my brother wearing a girls hat!"

"Avon!"

"They have no idea how much we make fun of them!"

"Get over yourself, I'm a real princess!"

"If the Bears had just won we'd have another Sunday of cartoons!"

"Football Playoffs? Yay! We get to watch cartoons!"

"No, I didn't see any cookies..."

"Everyone, out of the pool...Ben is on the loose!"

"It's the only place we can picnic this time of year."

"Okay Ben, you're the first person I'm teaching how to drive..."

"Next year I'm going to star in 'The Peanut Cracker' or whatever that thing is called..."

"Should I smash it first or set it on fire?"

"If we take one good photo this month do we get some candy?"

"Ok, I'm tickle-ish!"

"Where's that lady who 'magically becomes' Cinderella?"

"This drawing is so Post-Naptime."

"My favorite time of year....NFL PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!"

"...able to leap off stools in a single bound!"

"They'll never find them in here..."

"This is fun...and educational!"

"I don't care if they are plastic, I'm starving!"

"Here's what mommy looked like in the 80's!"

"It's great to be home and poop in my own bed!"

"Wanna hear about my vacation?"

"Can I make a joke about Daddy's swim diaper?"

"Can I take your order please?"

"Jello is just about the only vegetable I'll eat..."

"These Lotsa Balls aren't as good as yours, Grandma!"

"It's my deli, I'll sleep here if I want..."